her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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