I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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