dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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