I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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