just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
