Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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