Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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