I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I puked a lego.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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