and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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