He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I am one with the molecules
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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