Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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