I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and she was petting her beer can
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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