i just google imaged poop.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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