i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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