I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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