your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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