I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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