Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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