Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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