IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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