to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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