singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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