Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You were trust falling into bushes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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