: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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