Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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