Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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