another moral hangover. fuck.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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