were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
