at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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