On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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