If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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