have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
