But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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