So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
that may or may not have been my penis.
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