Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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