did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize