Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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