Having a random hookup so left but love u
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
