Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You pole danced in your parka.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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