I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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