carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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