its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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