Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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