They should really pass out barf bags in church
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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