He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
