if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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