can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Actions speak louder than pants.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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