I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Fuck appropriateness.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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