i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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