Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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