well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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