I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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