I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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